Superhero

I was talking to my friend A and we were talking about all of our past relationships gone awry, and that opened up a floodgate of memories of girls gone bad that now I can laugh at since I ended up finding my special someone. I don't believe in that "Good things come to those who wait" - I really believe it was my superpower. Superman can fly and has x-ray vision, Wolverine has adamantium claws, and I attract psychotic women. Woohoo!

Here's part of our AIM conversation:

Edited (to change the names only to protect the innocent and the superfluous)

[12:55] w: in fact i seemed to have the uncanny ability of attracting the psychotic women
[12:55] a: it's your super power
[12:55] w: my superpower of attracting psychotic women
[12:56] a: you're supposed to eradicate them after you've attracted them
[12:56] w: ah
[12:56] w: i thought sleeping with them was punishment enough
[12:56] w:
[12:56] a: you're like the reverse black widow
[12:56] w: i attract them into my lair and they kill me!
[12:56] a: yup. use it for the force of good
[12:57] a: you should attract them to your lair and then knock them on the head
[12:58] a: or have a balloon battle royale
[12:58] warrenlee729: my own personal NaNoWriMo
[12:59] roaddogrunning: vanquish them and then dispose accordingly
[13:01] warrenlee729: ay there's the rub